“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Triviliasing rape

by | Sep 8, 2014 | Uncategorized

I would have gotten to this a bit sooner, but the intrepid gallants at RoK beat me to the punch: A rape victim [Didact: as the RoK article makes clear, this should really be printed as: “rape” victim] is carrying her dorm-room mattress with her...

GQ gives out awards for porn now?

by | Sep 6, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

God forgive me for posting yet again about yet another waste of precious oxygen hairy Armenian woman Kardashian: On Tuesday night she picked up the Woman of the Year award at the GQ Men of the Year ceremony in London wearing a revealing leather bustier and see-through...

“Great literature”, eh?

by | Sep 4, 2014 | Uncategorized

Mommy-porn aficionados the world over have been desperately trying to convince the rest of us that Fifty Shades of Grey and its sequels are great literature. Oh really? Try telling me that after listening to Gilbert Gottfried narrate a passage from the first...

“Idiocracy” was a documentary

by | Sep 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

That is the only possible conclusion that I think that a rational man can reach after seeing “news” stories like this one: The businessman’s [Didact: “businessman”? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?] less than pleased reaction to...

Feminist boobs

by | Sep 2, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

This link was sent to me by an anonymous driveby commenter. I normally wouldn’t bother responding but, well, this is pretty funny: On a related note- have you ever noticed how even the really hot feminists somehow exude this aura that says, “don’t...

Put your top back on, woman

by | Sep 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Blah blah blah feminist statement blah blah small-breasted women something something and would you please put that shirt on again, Keira? To many, it might seem like an odd decision. Keira Knightley, famously private, has posed topless for a fashion magazine. The...

All the single ladies

by | Aug 30, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

… are bloody well going to stay single, judging by what follows. Wanted: Naive, easily bamboozled men willing to put up with massive amounts of female nonsense for the privilege of maybe being able to nail a really hot piece of Brazilian ass once in a...

White-knighting is not worth an ass-beating

by | Aug 9, 2014 | Uncategorized

A (male) writer for the Telly is somewhat perplexed as to why he couldn’t do the “gentlemanly” thing and step in during an altercation between a large man and a small woman: The man wouldn’t let her get away. As she grew visibly more distressed, his...