“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Yes, they’re ALL “like that”

by | Oct 5, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

[T]he secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts… This you can trust. — Conan the Barbarian’s...

Feminists of Death Metal

by | Aug 4, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Has to be seen to be believed: Credit goes to Janet Bloomfield- and speaking of whom, happy (slightly belated) birthday, JB. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)...

How it should have ended

by | Jul 21, 2016 | Uncategorized

Back in the days when I actually did bother to watch network “TellAVision”, as our friend Keoni Galt likes to say, there was a show on ABCNNBCBS called How I Met Your Mother. I am somewhat ashamed to admit- now- that I actually liked some of it. The story...

Hail to the Queen

by | May 28, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Now THAT is how you make a grand entrance: America- PHUCK YEAH!!! Try watching that before you’re setting up for your next bench press set, like I was today. I had to take a moment to gather myself, I was laughing so hard. Look, I know that Milo is a...

It’s not a question of “if”…

by | May 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...

Preach it, Novak

by | Mar 29, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...