“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Holy Land

by | Aug 22, 2014 | Uncategorized

God didn’t pick us because we were weak or would run from danger. We’ve taken murder and sorrow and humiliation for six thousand years and we have kept faith. We have outlived everyone who has tried to destroy us. Can’t you see it, Kitty? … this...

A REAL yoof culture

by | Aug 7, 2014 | Uncategorized

Via Vox- who got this from Heartiste, who in turn got it from… well, somewhere- here is a video that, in a sensible world, would serve as a rallying cry across this country to the youngsters of today: As Vox pointed out in both of his blogs, this video is a sort...

“Spinal Tap” was reality TV

by | Aug 6, 2014 | Uncategorized

It is indisputable fact that This is Spinal Tap is the funniest movie of all time. Especially if you’re a major heavy metal/rock nerd, like me. The more you know about rock and metal, the funnier the movie becomes, because you realise that it’s a...

Maybe they’ll let him live this time

by | Aug 5, 2014 | Uncategorized

Sean Bean has certainly been given the short straw a lot in his film and television roles- basically, the man almost always dies. Usually quite gruesomely, almost always spectacularly.  Doesn’t change the fact that he’s a great actor, though. His CV...

The Evil League of Evil is now hiring

by | Aug 4, 2014 | Uncategorized

And badass logos. And, of course, amazing sci-fi and fantasy writing. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp...

Suddenly I’m liking her better

by | Jul 31, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s no real secret that I’m not exactly a big fan of “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey. I was actually rooting for Alexis Davis to beat her in UFC 175’s co-headline event, but that didn’t happen; in fact, that fight lasted just sixteen seconds....

Pussies

by | Jul 22, 2014 | Uncategorized

That is the only appropriate adjective that can be used to describe the British Advertising Standards Agency, when they banned the truly awesome new ad for the truly awesome new Jaguar F-type coupe. Which just so happened to star Tom Hiddleston, who is apparently tied...

The wisdom of Bruce Dickinson

by | Jul 11, 2014 | Uncategorized

There is only one way to describe Paul Bruce Dickinson: The greatest goddamn singer of all time Thing is, he’s also a very funny, very personable, and very wise character in real life. And it turns out that there is far more to Bruce than “just”...

Blitzkrieg

by | Jul 10, 2014 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

Jesus Double Facepalm: That is how badly you FAIL “Lightning war” is quite simply the only way to describe what Germany did to Brazil yesterday. Now normally I could not give a toss about this odd sport named “football”- something that you...

My kind of burger joint

by | Jul 3, 2014 | Uncategorized

The kind that not only allows armed diners into the premises, but arms the waitresses too: How does a Swiss and Wesson grilled cheese for lunch sound?  Or a Guac 19 burger for dinner?  And would you like to attend a concealed carry class after your...