“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Blue Team just set a new standard in badassitude

This game is, indeed, going to be amazing. I cannot wait to experience this latest addition to my beloved HALOverse. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share...

#DraftBillWhittle

Enough said. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram Email a link...

I gotta get me one of these

Proton torpedoes very sadly not included: I don’t suppose anyone has a scale-model replica of the first Death Star, so that we can setup a mock version of the Trench Run? Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)...

Batmetal Returns!

Remember the original mashup of DETHKLOK and Batman? Well, the creators decided that what they had created simply wasn’t AWESOME enough on its own. So they went and made a sequel. That’s right- CHILDREN OF BATMAN are back! And judging by what follows, they...

OF COURSE he bloody well shot first!

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Yep, it’s going to be amazing

HALO 5: Guardians, that is- at least, judging by the opening cinematic: If there is one quibble that I have about that, frankly, jaw-dropping opening sequence, it is that the abilities of the new SPARTAN-IVs seem to be completely unrealistic. I mean, I’ve played...

Talk about an upgrade…

Most people would be pleased about upgrading from economy to business class on a flight. But when you’re the greatest band of all time, “upgrading” your mode of transportation takes on a completely different, and vastly more awesome, meaning: British...

Did you ever Gamma so hard…

… that you wrote and performed the most Gamma song ever inflicted upon a cowering and undeserving Mankind? I think I first heard this song as a teenager when I was in Australia. At the time I thought it was a good tune. In my defence- and I know that it is not a...

That’s one way to solve the problem

It isn’t often that you see anything sensible coming out of an Indian court of law. But this is one rather happy exception: An Indian court has ruled that a divorced woman can only continue receiving financial support from her ex-husband if she never has sex...