“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Batmetal Returns!

Remember the original mashup of DETHKLOK and Batman? Well, the creators decided that what they had created simply wasn’t AWESOME enough on its own. So they went and made a sequel. That’s right- CHILDREN OF BATMAN are back! And judging by what follows, they...

OF COURSE he bloody well shot first!

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Yep, it’s going to be amazing

HALO 5: Guardians, that is- at least, judging by the opening cinematic: If there is one quibble that I have about that, frankly, jaw-dropping opening sequence, it is that the abilities of the new SPARTAN-IVs seem to be completely unrealistic. I mean, I’ve played...

Talk about an upgrade…

Most people would be pleased about upgrading from economy to business class on a flight. But when you’re the greatest band of all time, “upgrading” your mode of transportation takes on a completely different, and vastly more awesome, meaning: British...

Did you ever Gamma so hard…

… that you wrote and performed the most Gamma song ever inflicted upon a cowering and undeserving Mankind? I think I first heard this song as a teenager when I was in Australia. At the time I thought it was a good tune. In my defence- and I know that it is not a...

That’s one way to solve the problem

It isn’t often that you see anything sensible coming out of an Indian court of law. But this is one rather happy exception: An Indian court has ruled that a divorced woman can only continue receiving financial support from her ex-husband if she never has sex...

“Speed of Light”

New IRON MAIDEN single. Just sit back and let your ears melt down from the sheer awesomeness: A few observations: That cod-wail at the beginning aside, Bruce’s voice sounds pretty good, even now. However, I maintain that his absolute vocal peak was still the...

It only took 7 years

At long last, we are FINALLY going to get HALO WARS 2: I know, I know, HALO WARS was the weakest game in the entire HALOverse. Considering that it was originally meant to be some kind of Age of Empires port to the Xbox platform, before Microsoft’s...

MidKnight is getting a bill from my psychiatrist

Bastard got me hooked on E NOMINE. And now I can’t stop listening to these crazy Germans. It’s like listening to RAMMSTEIN on really good crack, with choirs and Latin hymnals thrown in for good measure. The addiction has gotten so bad, in fact, that I...