“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

No wonder he’s pissed

Someday, the parodies of Adolf Hitler completelylosing his sh*t will cease to be hilarious. This is still not that day. Wow. Who knew that Der Fuhrer was such a rabid Rousey fanboy? Or that MMA was a thing back during the final hours of the siege of Berlin, eh?...

That was quite a statement

The last thing that I expected to see when I woke up this morning was that Ronda Rousey just got her ass beat by a challenger for her bantamweight title. But that, as it happens, is precisely what took place yesterday. Skip the first two minutes, it’s just...

HALO, explained

Not perhaps entirely accurate, but still highly respectful of the best franchise in gaming: Actually… that Honest Game Trailer is indeed quite honest. And it goes without saying that spending money on HALO is definitely a far better use of it, and...

The Ballad of Rodger Young

Seeing as how LTC Kratman got me thinking about Starship Troopers (not like I need much prodding there, though), I figured we might as well look at the battle hymn that in some ways inspired and is woven into the book itself: No, they’ve got no time for glory in...

See what I mean about “old school”?

And I do mean OLD school: That song was recorded in 1982. Thirty-three years later, it has still lost none of its force and power. Neither, for that matter has this song: And nor has this one- which has to be pretty much the dictionary definition of an evergreen...

Ember City

This one is for a certain reader who had the very sad misfortune of celebrating his birthday the other day while laid up in bed with a horrible cold. He’s a big fan of this band- or at least, of its drummer. And with very good reason: I saw them play live...

No school like the old school

GRAVE DIGGER shows us why there is nothing quite as awesome as straight-up 80s power metal: I saw these guys play live opening for BLIND GUARDIAN (!!!!!!!!!!!) the other night. They absolutely KILLED. And they were just the opening act. What followed was...

The Didact’s review of HALO 5: Guardians

And I haven’t even finished playing the game yet. I will, eventually, write up a longer review of the game, once my brain gets scraped off the ceiling and my head is pieced back together… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook...