“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Trolling Level: God-Emperor

Another day, another gaystream media and establishment politician fainting spell over the God-Emperor’s inconvenient habit of telling it like it is: President Donald Trump has questioned why the US should allow more immigrants from “shithole...

The dog it was that died

There is an old poem by a chap named Oliver Goldsmith called “An Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog” that contains the famous line reference above. This is especially apropos in light of recent news that one of the Hard Right’s favourite trashy dirty...

Comedy gold

As if it were not obvious by now, we live in a very messed-up world. Sometimes it is worth reminding ourselves just how messed up it really is: Point and laugh, boys. There is so much to amuse oneself in there that it is difficult to know where to start. So...

Some advice never gets old

Seeing as it’s Boxing Day here- though it is still Christmas back in the good ol’ US of A- I figure that this might not be a bad time to dish out some old-fashioned dating advice to ladies of my age and younger who are stuck wondering where all the good...

I fail to see the problem

Christmas Eve is supposed to be about spending time with loved ones and preparing to celebrate the birth of the Saviour, and I am all in favour of that. Christmas itself is, after all, my single favourite day of the year. But, being a flawed and imperfect man as I am,...

Popp called it

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...

The Supreme Dark Lord’s Guide to Trench Warfare

It has certainly been quite a good few years for His Voxness. As our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) noted recently, he has been right in the middle of some of the fiercest battles of our ongoing war to reclaim Western culture. Starting with Sad Puppies, and then Rabid...

Social Justice: Not even once

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Violence begets violence

And a damned good thing it does, too: Commenter Zarathustra noted in my previous post taking to task the pile of horripilation that we know of as “soccer” (one of several on the subject, actually), that real men prefer to watch bloodsport, if we have to...

That is exactly why I hate “football”

No, not the American kind- though to be honest I don’t understand the first bloody thing about gridiron. I’m talking about the European kind. This weekend there was apparently a massive rivalry grudge match between two top Italian Serie A teams,...