“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
It is serendipitous indeed when we get a Friday Pi Day. Indeed, by my reckoning, the last time that happened, was 11 years ago. Given this most beloved series did not start up until 2016, it is fair to say that was a MAJOR missed opportunity. Since we are all about...
The title of today’s poast is basically a callback to a legendary – or, uh, not legendary, if you’ve never heard of it – album by the black metal band, DIMMU BORGIR. Now, I realise this is basically a niche subject for non-metalheads, but there...
As LRFotS Odnams Razor pointed out in a comment today on another poast, the hot-thot for the day was in development, though I was rather held up due to going a long way off my usual track for a skiing session. (Long story.) However, all plans of poasting went promptly...
Looking back at the past month, it is nearly impossible to believe how quickly His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight,...
Red-blooded men everywhere truly hate this day, because it involves turning romance, love, and care, into a commercialised nightmare created specifically by a sinister global cartel of flower and greeting card companies, with a hefty assist from the French champagne...
There are some days where it seems like you run out of internet by about 10am, and you have another 10 hours ahead to get through… somehow. And then there are other days when you have literally no time to take a bathroom break, despite having drunk two cups of...
I think it is fair to say that the overwhelming majority of my readership consists of introverts – many of us EXTREMELY introverted. Now, contrary to popular opinion, this does not mean we are incapable of interacting with people. In fact, as I have pointed out...
This latest instalment of everyone’s favourite part of the site was not supposed to be late. I almost had it all lined up and ready last night – but then I realised that the model I had in mind, who did not appear to have any real biographical information,...
In the world of pastries and confectioneries, I am given to understand that there is an entire chain – a global one, actually – of fast food shops that specialise in selling extremely sweet and sugary treats that are designed to make you feel as happy as...
This has NOT been a good week for me – hell, it has not been a good YEAR for me, full stop. It all started on December 23rd, when we contracted a gnarly case of food poisoning, via – of all things – a dodgy kebab. So Christmas was not exactly very...
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