“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Carpet-bomb Turtle Bay

I have to admit that, my deep-seated cynicism about American politics aside, the God-Emperor of Mankind has proven to be even more energetic and effective over the last few days than I had thought possible. The Mayor of Tampa has already bowed to Trump’s...

Mood music

Given the events of the last couple of months, and the resulting upending of the “established order”, I think it’s well past time that we introduced some classic GAMMA RAY songs that suit the times just perfectly, don’t you? First up:...

The end of an error

I know it’s a few days late, but can I just say HOW GOOD it is to be able to note the fact that Barack Hussein Obama- or, as I variously call him, Odoofuss, Odumbass, Obarmy, and Obummer- is no longer President of the United States of America? Of course,...

Operation Linebacker III

Gents, remember LTC Kratman’s column from January 2nd, in which he exhorted us to start saturation-bombing as many libtard websites as possible with that wonderful AYBABTU meme at the start of the God-Emperor’s term as President? Well, fellow shitlords,...

Taking the ladies to school

I came across a rather interesting “new” YouTube channel (which actually isn’t very new at all) called Blonde in the Belly of the Beast today, starring a Millennial blonde woman who basically espouses sensible red-pill points of view. Some of my...

Bitch gets bitchslapped

The God-Emperor Ascendant just gave the world an absolute masterclass in how to handle the legacy news media: That. Was. BEAUTIFUL. Of course, we know that The Donald knows how to handle the media. He has proven it over and over again. What he has shown us,...

Fixing the “magic dirt” problem

A couple of days ago I posted a comment to LastRedoubt’s thoughts on immigration that proposed some solutions to the current, massive, problem of immigration to Western nations that I think bears some expansion. Before digging into policy proposals designed to...

The joys of saltmining

Paul Joseph Watson spent 2016 very productively doing what he does best- destroying SJWs with a combination of memes, humour, sarcasm, and logic: PJW for the God-Emperor’s Press Secretary, anyone? After all, MILO is going to be busy writing his new book and...

Ready the harpoons, boys!

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...