“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Redshift Rider Edition

by | Mar 16, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Well, the (working) week that Thou gavest us, Lord, is ended – and I have to say that, for me at least, it was a spectacularly unproductive one. At least, it was at work. The other stuff that I do during the week – you know, lifting heavy shit,...

The Feast of War

by | Mar 16, 2018 | Uncategorized

Ivan Throne, the Dark Triad Man, is an expert at putting words into concrete action. His book, The Nine Laws, is a masterpiece of condensed wisdom, experience, and motivation compressed into a brutally direct and honest guide to self-improvement and transformation....

Beast mode, Georgian-style

by | Mar 16, 2018 | fitness, Uncategorized

Nothing like a little epic weightlifting to get you in the mood for beasting out at the gym: Damn but that is impressive. There is no better way to get yourself in the mood to lift heavy shit and break things than to see the best of the best doing exactly that....

Life on SJW

by | Mar 14, 2018 | Uncategorized

We shitlords have been arguing for quite a while that when the overly coddled, swaddled, and spoiled-rotten members of Generation Snowflake hit the working world, they are going to be in for a tremendous shock when they stumble out of their four-year...

An irrational day

by | Mar 14, 2018 | Uncategorized

So I woke up this morning to discover that Prof. Stephen Hawking is now on his way off to the Great Lecture Hall in the Sky: Physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76. Hawking’s children Lucy, Robert and Tim issued a statement on Wednesday, March 14th, in...

Save Our Sexts

by | Mar 13, 2018 | Uncategorized

This story about the travails faced by a billionaire father of supermodels serves as a rather stark warning to all of us about the importance of saving EVERY digital interaction with a woman: Billionaire Mohamed Hadid is fighting back in court against a...

So where is the happiness?

by | Mar 11, 2018 | Uncategorized

Remember that charmingly acerbic young Teutonic lady with the cute accent (and a really silly handle – though that is probably a good example of kettleitis) who dumped a whole lot of wasabi straight into people’s shorts last year, when she...

When predators toy with their prey

by | Mar 10, 2018 | Uncategorized

An anonymous commenter stopped by and provided an interesting follow-up to my recent post about the often disastrous consequences of playing Captain Save-A-Ho with a real ho: (Note: for the umpteenth time, anonymous drive-by commentary is NOT ALLOWED. It’s...

Peace through superior firepower

by | Mar 9, 2018 | Uncategorized

The God-Emperor proves, yet again, that one does not trifle with him: During a statement at the White House on Thursday, South Korean National Security Adviser Chung Eui-yong stated that Kim Jong-un “expressed his eagerness” to meet with President Trump and Trump...