“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

All hail the Army of the Night

The only thing better than windmilling to some POWERWOLF is seeing them play live. I really hope they visit the States soon- these guys slay on every single album I’ve heard from them, and I cannot wait to see them kill it live with their hilariously...

Don’t fall for the Dubai story

For me, “home” is basically wherever my parents have made their home. Last year, when they moved back from Singapore to the old country, my method of getting home changed too. If you want to get to my country of origin, there are direct flights available-...

Rule Britannia

Given what I’ve seen of what is left of what used to be the greatest civilisation on Earth, I’d say that’s about right. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new...

You’re not fooling anyone

My Jargon is Better Than Yours! Anyone who has dipped a toe or three into the Androsphere and its accumulated wisdom will be instantly familiar with the terms Alpha, Beta, and Omega. These words are used to define a sexual, and in certain cases a socio-sexual,...

Dr. Pangloss was right

Apparently I am not the only person in the world crazy brilliant enough to think that chocolate and bacon go together: My friends, the doomsayers are wrong! We live in the best of all possible worlds! Surely, if the existence of the weaselpecker was not proof enough,...

I am #4508

It took His Unspeakable Evilness a little longer than I expected- I’m given to understand that his assistant, Malwyn the Whore-Mistress of the Spiked Six-Whip, needed some time to put all of these badges together- but the Supreme Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of...

A special message from Lord Vader

Now THIS is what Darth Vader should be- not the emo whiny bitch-ass crybaby that Episode III turned him into! What he said, y’all. Also, can we just take a moment to put paid to one of the most flagrant abuses of the STAR WARS canon that Lucas the Hutt has ever...

Just SHOOT the RINO already

The GOP’s 2016 electoral strategy George W. “Compassionate Conservative” Bush’s brother apparently seems to think that having yet another progressive Republican cast in the mould of Theodore Roosevelt and John McCain leading the US would be a...

The worst song ever released

Here’s a simple question for you. What’s the single worst song you’ve ever heard? I mean, EVER? There are quite a few worthy candidates. The Hamster Dance, for instance, is a perennial favourite for the title of “Worst Song Ever”. Then...

The lady’s NOT for turning

Apparently even THIS wasn’t a big enough insult to the Catwoman franchise Reader I. Fox emailed me some rather depressing news earlier today concerning everyone’s favourite cat burglar. To my surprise, I was informed that one of the best and most beloved...