“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That’s gonna give me nightmares

by | Mar 2, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Uncle Bill reads a Hillary Clinton storybook. Horror ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

Told you so

by | Mar 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

(Yeah, I know, the video quality is shite. Sorry.) All I can say is that I totally called this one: I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary. — Etan Cohen (@etanjc) February 24, 2016 Well, with all due respect, Mr. Cohen, this is what I had to say on the...

Dear Limey Assholes…

by | Feb 29, 2016 | Uncategorized

The Brits evidently didn’t get the message at Yorktown in 1781 to keep their long pointy noses out of American politics: The British flagship financial magazine The Economist, considered one of the preeminent voices of the global financial, business and...

Okay, seriously Japan, WTF?!

by | Feb 26, 2016 | Uncategorized

New BABYMETAL single. I should just stop there. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens...

When SJWs get the run of the place

by | Feb 26, 2016 | Uncategorized

Apparently these assclowns cater exclusively to the “douchebag” market. That’s the only way I can explain why they’re all dressed like vaginal cleansing aids. Does anyone else find it highly ironic that a company that specialises in telling...

Keep the IRON FIRE burning

by | Feb 25, 2016 | Uncategorized

It’s hard to believe that, for all of my exposure to (and taste for) great power metal, I’ve never come across a certain Danish power metal band by the name of IRON FIRE. Fortunately, I corrected that rather egregious oversight last week, and have been...

Your metalhead alter-ego

by | Feb 24, 2016 | Uncategorized

Classic: Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike METALLICA? These guys spend most of their time listening to DRAGONFORCE and… well, being borderline gay These guys are the best kind to hang with at an AMON AMARTH concert And last but not least: I ran into one...

A masterclass in ass-kicking

by | Feb 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

I never get tired of watching Holly Holm beat the bejeezus out of Ronda Rousey- and now the UFC has finally made the full video from UFC193 available for us to view: I can’t be the only one that notices just how much Holly Holm looks like Ivan Drago there…...

Lose. Hope.

by | Feb 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Am I the only one who notices the unnaturally gigantic head on that guy? You know how the Baby Boomer generation’s motto went something like, “Don’t trust anyone over thirty”? Well, as far as Millennials are concerned, the appropriate phrase...

“Phony, stupid con game”

by | Feb 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

That is precisely what Valentine’s Day is: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens...