“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

You need your head examined, lady

by | Sep 10, 2016 | Uncategorized

As I may have stated a few times before, I am not a fan of women’s tennis. Specifically, I have a distinct antipathy towards one Serena Williams and her style of play. So I cannot exactly claim to be unhappy that Ms. Williams got dumped on her...

Like nails on a chalkboard

by | Sep 10, 2016 | Uncategorized

Here’s a great way to test your tolerance for pain and suffering. See if you can make it ALL the way through this short clip summarising the Hilldebeast’s so-called “alt-Right speech”: Oof. I’d rather go smash my shins into a high-density...

That’ll show me!

by | Sep 8, 2016 | Uncategorized

Opening up my comments filter the other day, I found a highly amusing comment left by some anonymous character that went something like, “I hate your fucking rules- Goodbye!”. One has to wonder whether the person that left this comment understands what...

Dom’s 100th

by | Sep 8, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

I cannot say that Dom’s 100th BroScienceLife video is going to make me any fan of rap music. It still sounds like farts being piped through an amplifier system- and has about the same effect upon my hearing that a broccoli fart would have on your nasal...

The horror… the horror…

by | Sep 7, 2016 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

There isn’t much that I can think of that is truly more terrifying than really bad deadlift form. Honestly, I’d rather watch that hilariously disgusting scene inThe Evil Dead where one of the deadites stabs a pencil into someone’s ankle, repeatedly,...

Their first and last great album

by | Sep 7, 2016 | Uncategorized

It is always good to get reacquainted from time to time with those lost classic albums that you haven’t listened to properly in like years- particularly when they involve some of your favourite singers and musicians collaborating on “side projects”...

Condolences

by | Sep 7, 2016 | Uncategorized

I had hoped to finish up writing that post that’s been sitting in my Drafts folder for like a week about why a white nationalist movement is no bad thing, but events got in the way- and not in a positive sense. All things considered, today was not exactly the...

“Your baseball bat, my shin-bone”

by | Sep 6, 2016 | Uncategorized

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were ever to introduce a muay thai world champion’s shin to a baseball bat made out of ash wood? Wonder no longer: And that is why I respect real striking arts like muay thai so much. The most...

President Alpha meets President Delta

by | Sep 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

A little under a year ago I posted a graphic showing the massive difference in manliness between President Vladimir Putin and “President” Odumbass Odouchebag Obummer Odoofuss Obama. (You might gather from this that I’m not exactly the current...