“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Want to know where you can stick your PSA?

One of the rather odd things about living in the US has always been the fact that, somewhere, somehow, there is ALWAYS an election of some sort or another looming. This country is highly unusual in that respect; while I was living in the UK, general elections...

“Rock you like a hurricane”

I realise that’s not a particularly funny joke for those caught in the path of a massive hurricane barreling ass through the Gulf and into the southeastern states. Even so, I know that a few of my readers live down there in what the elites who presume to rule us...

Yes, they’re ALL “like that”

[T]he secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts… This you can trust. — Conan the Barbarian’s...

Querying the Domain: Gen-Hexed

Full credit goes to Ben Garrisson of GRRR Graphics Kapios had a question for me about the poor bastards that are going to inherit the Earth after the Millennials: Could this be an indicator that there is an over-supply of whores in the US who inspired other girls...

The Heritage by Rudyard Kipling

If there was ever a more “red-pill” poet than Kipling, I’ve yet to encounter him. This particular poem of his is one that I discovered just today- I was flipping randomly through his work on my phone and stopped the moment I saw it. Basically, if you...

Friday T&A: Wet T-shirt Edition

This week’s serving of fun(bags) is inspired by Dire Badger’s contribution to my last post on the subject. The rest of them are brought to you by your friends at TheChive.com. (You may have surmised by now that I have a certain “type”. You...

“Suckerpunch”

Symphonic-metal fans, like LastRedoubt, will probably appreciate this: That’s a single off their new album, Moonbathers, which despite the rather naff title is in fact not bad at all. I’m not yet convinced that it’s better than their previous...

She does have a point

I woke up this morning to find this in my WhatsApp messages from that one slightly batty Russian woman with the big hands: Oh, I should have mentioned- maybe not completely safe for work, but I’d say it’s borderline. Honestly the only thing I...

Where the hell did we put that Iron Halo, Smitty?!

As you may have heard, there was a debate staged between the two candidates for President of the United States on Monday night. Now obviously, I didn’t watch it- I broke the chains of my subscription to “mainstream” media years ago, and I’ve...