“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

We’re gonna have to ditch the umlauts…

Did you ever wonder what our favourite metal songs would sound like without all of that lovely distortion that gives really great heavy metal its eardrum-raping sound? No? Oh. Well, then, don’t wonder no longer: Bloody hell. That makes SLAYER sound like...

The Ages of Reclamation

As you may have heard, Project Big Fork has now gone from a secret spec-ops project launched by the Supreme Dark Lord, Voxemort the Malevolent, to Phase One of its existence. It is now a fully functioning, viable, and usable replacement for the SJW-converged shitfest...

The most insane kind of stupid

As the news (((media))) fights the rise of the God-Emperor with every possible method at their disposal, the really important news of our afflicted age seems to be going unnoticed. Namely, the news that the Russkies are preparing for the very real possibility of...

The Pacific Rim of heavy metal

I had the immense pleasure of going to see SABATON play live the other night as they tour North America in support of their (awesome) new album. Now, if you’ve never been to see a SABATON gig, and you like their music, you need to do yourself the favour of...

Right, who can we offend next?

Hot on the heels of the most excellent “feminist death metal” video that he put together, Finntronaut has decided to do the world a great service and create a new video made in a similar vein about Islam. Oh, I suppose I should provide a “spew...

Fat-shame away, luv

Nicole Arbour, who you may or may not have come across in the past, is something of a character. She is a YouTube personality who combines the over-the-top perkiness of a cheerleader with the pneumatic looks of Malibu Barbie, topped off by a pretty effective caustic...

On skill versus training

As you may know, I have tried at several different points to answer the question of when and where MMA is more effective or “better” to study than Krav Maga. This is not an easy question to answer, and there are a number of different perspectives on...

Friday T&A: Assume the position

FDAU- gents, you know what I mean. Brought to you this week by TheNug.com: Okay, technically Ale’s face is actually up in that first picture. But, come on, are you really going to argue the point? Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on...

The King’s Task by Rudyard Kipling

Yes, I know, it’s Friday, and that’s supposed to be when the gratuitous and tacky and crude and offensive (to blue-haired tattooed fatass SJW freakazoids) display of objectified women is supposed to take place. Don’t worry, that’s coming up. A...

IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!

Oh boy… oh boy oh boy oh boy… TOP GEAR SERIES 24 THE GRAND TOUR, official trailer: This is going to be EPIC. And it’s going to make the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation’s idiot bosses absolutely shit bricks when they realise what their...