“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“The crownless again shall be king”

I hardly ever watch tennis anymore after I “cut the cord” back in 2013, but if you had asked me three weeks ago who would win the Australian Open tennis championships in 2017, the words, “Roger Federer” would have been outside of the top 5 on...

Carpet-bomb Turtle Bay

I have to admit that, my deep-seated cynicism about American politics aside, the God-Emperor of Mankind has proven to be even more energetic and effective over the last few days than I had thought possible. The Mayor of Tampa has already bowed to Trump’s...

Mood music

Given the events of the last couple of months, and the resulting upending of the “established order”, I think it’s well past time that we introduced some classic GAMMA RAY songs that suit the times just perfectly, don’t you? First up:...

The end of an error

I know it’s a few days late, but can I just say HOW GOOD it is to be able to note the fact that Barack Hussein Obama- or, as I variously call him, Odoofuss, Odumbass, Obarmy, and Obummer- is no longer President of the United States of America? Of course,...

And the problem is…?

Leftists of an overly literal nature are advised to lookup the definition of “satire” before proceeding. I’ve got a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary handy if you want to borrow it. Just kindly return it in the state you found it- I do NOT want...

Guess who wins

I had intended to get around to posting something useful yesterday, but I was hampered by a combination of severe sleep deprivation (no idea how that happened), exhaustion from a hard workout (because being a pussy is not an excuse, even when you’re running...

The Feast of the Emperor’s Ascension

The long-awaited day has dawned, brothers. Today, Donald J. Trump became the 45th President of the United States of America. There was a time when I thought that I would never, ever hear those words. The very idea that this fleshy, coarse, bouffant-haired,...