“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A little metal never hurt nobody

Well… if you really want to be pedantic, I suppose that getting hit by a wrecking ball or being pinned under heavy steel girders would put paid to that notion in an awfully big hurry. Of course, that’s not what I call “a little...

Friday T&A: Inopportune Selfie Edition

Back when Hurricane Irma was approaching the Caribbean and southern Gulf states- no, not those Gulf states, the American ones that actually believe in God and guns and proper civilisation- a few Instatarts decided that this would be the perfect opportunity...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

Watch through fingers

Stop me if any of this sounds familiar. Overweight sad-sack American Beta can’t get a handle on his weight, his looks, his finances, or his dating life, and starts to look overseas for a “good traditional woman”. He finds a young, slim, somewhat...

The Manifesto

Our friends over at Men of the West have published a hard-hitting, balls-out manifesto of the Alt-West’s philosophy: Alt-West Manifesto God is perfect Love, Truth, Justice and Beauty and Jesus Christ is the Word. Christianity is most responsible for the...

Okay, I get it now

The name “Jordan Peterson” has been constantly popping up in the articles of blogs and writers whose work I read frequently, and for quite a long time, I could never figure out why. After all, who is going to care about some Canadian clinical psychologist...

Shut it, Bitch

Is anyone else completely fed up of the Hilldebeast’s ongoing self-pity party? I know I sure as hell am. As it turns out, even moderate liberaltards are getting tired of listening to the Bitch whine and moan about the fact that she lost to what almost everyone...

The GOAT is a complete ham

He may well be the greatest tennis player of all time- and possibly the greatest athlete of all time- but from time to time it’s nice to see that Roger Federer is in fact human, and has a very funny sense of humour: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new...

A lifetime of war

Sixteen years. That is how long it has been since the day that the world as we knew it ended. Sixteen long years since the day that the Twin Towers came crashing down in a horrible spectacle of smoke and fire and death. And yet it feels like it just happened...

Acute Trump Derangement Syndrome

Paul Joseph Watson is back after a brief hiatus from the Goolag-controlled YouTube, and in his latest video (as of this writing) he takes aim squarely at vapid, vacuous venting of one Jennifer Lawrence: The idea that God is somehow punishing America for electing...