“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

When a winner meets losers

The God-Emperor’s triumphant excursion through the xenos-infested borders of the Imperium yielded a great many talking points for the lying traitors of the legacy mediasaurus, to be sure. The whole of the establishment practically imploded when Donaldus...

STILL. NOT. TIRED.

The God-Emperor sent the entire globalist establishment into a tailspin yesterday by fulfilling the pledge he made during the Great Crusade to withdraw from the Paris Agreement on the nonsense that is ” man-made climate change”: Donald Trump pulled the...

The purging of the unclean

It appears that the God-Emperor’s trip to xenos-infested foreign lands has actually done him a world of good. As our good friends over at the Inquisition report, President Trump has informed the leaders of the G7 that, apparently, the United States of America...

National Punch-A-Millennial Day

Our friend the Captain recently pointed out (via one of his field agents) that Millennials now apparently want their very own special snowflake day: Sure, some Millennials are guilty of being entitled. But turn on the news, and you’ll see some bigly examples of...

Riding the strong horse

There has been an interesting phenomenon observed over the last few months of women with very strongly feminist leanings gradually waking up and realising that their entire worldview makes very little sense. One of the YouTubers that I follow, Blonde in the Belly of...

Still not tired

The opposition party in the liberal media scored a truly beautiful own-goal (again) when Rachel Maddow attempted to answer a question that almost nobody had ever asked: Instead of getting right to her big scoop about a 2005 Trump tax return she obtained, Maddow opened...

The epic vision of the God-Emperor

This is how an Alpha male addresses the nation that he leads: That was, without question, an even better speech than he gave at his inauguration. President Trump looked confident, relaxed, and totally at ease with himself and his audience. That, in and of itself,...

They may not have thought this all the way through

Various Democrat Congresscritters appear to be looking into the possibility of impeaching the God-Emperor as a way to salve the extreme pain being caused by their still-gaping anal fissures: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers are openly questioning President...

Lilith’s mask slips

It would appear that an odd moment or two of honesty does actually prevail from time to time, even when one is deep within Satan’s bowels: Welcome, my friends, to the way a progressive actually thinks. They truly do believe, deep down, that they are...

The swift vengeance of the God-Emperor

President Donald Trump- dear Lord Almighty, I don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of saying those words- held a press conference on Thursday which was… quite the performance. Actually, a correction is in order there. The event was...