“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Force Awakens… the Didact yawns

I thought this trailer was a joke when I watched the first 30 seconds: A black stormtrooper? Did J. J. Abrams read nothing of the original STAR WARS canon, which stated openly that the Emperor and the Empire were TEH MOST RACISSEST ARMIEZ...

Be strong, be proud, be happy

I really can’t put it any better than this guy does: The chap whose video you just watched has been on teh YouTubez for a long time- if you look at his list of videos, it numbers in the thousands. And his content is solid; he’s an all-natural bodybuilder...

Desert Plains

No deep or interesting point to be made here- just sit back, pop open a beer, and enjoy the pure awesomeness of the legendary JUDAS PRIEST playing one of their greatest songs to the absolute best of their ability, way back in 1982: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new...

The original cranky misanthropic bastard

Back in the late 90s and early 2000s, there was a criminally underrated sitcom called “Becker” starring Ted Danson as a grumpy, curmudgeonly, cheapskate GP working out of a run-down office in the Bronx. It focused on the many comic travails of his life,...

Just let ’em die out already

Have you ever seen a giant panda? In the extremely unlikely event that you’ve been living under a rock for the last, oh, century, here’s what a giant panda looks like: This violates several state laws concerning acceptable levels of cuteness Look at them....

A much-needed shot of vodka

Personally, I have no use for vodka. I just don’t see the point of using potatoes, for anything other than making delicious golden chips deep-fried in coconut oil… (Pardon me a moment while I wipe off my keyboard after slobbering all over it.) That being...

Turn the bullshido up to 11

So there I was, with about an hour or so to go until the end of the workday and then I could start thinking about leaving and hitting the gym. I was taking a bit of a break (read: goofing off) and surfing teh interwebz looking for mildly interesting content when I...

They don’t make ’em like this anymore

My favourite cartoon show was, and still is, “Tom & Jerry”. Now that was a cartoon made by people who knew how to make violent slapstick comedy genuinely funny. The show featured some of the most shockingly violent gags ever perpetrated on screen,...

Call Rentokil

If this is what they’re finding in the Amazon rainforest these days, then the illegal loggers who are wiping out that forest bloody well need to HURRY THE F*** UP: What, in the name of all that is holy, is that idiot doing with his HAND next to that monster?!?...

Support Team Europe!

With tongue planted quite firmly in cheek, of course: I think I may have mentioned in the past that I have a rather thorough distaste for golf. I dislike pretty much everything about golf- golfists, golf bats, golf clubs, the lot. But when it comes to poking fun at...