“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Geeks on crack

Throughout the centuries, the wisest men and greatest philosophers have all pondered the answer to a great mystery: What happens when you give a bunch of nerds some 98% pure methamphetamines and then hand them a camera and video-editing software? We now have a...

The party post

And now, in accordance with a tradition stretching back to… well, a year ago, and in the company of… um, whoever’s bothered to show up, here is a list of 7 really hot women, and a few great heavy metal tracks, to help you get the NYE party started....

Wookie-ookies

No, not the “food” from the STAR WARS Holiday Special- and this will be the first, and LAST, time anyone EVER mentions that abomination on this blog- but rather a very funny webcomic series from the same madcap geniuses who created the “Ensign Mary...

The Ministry of Silly Walks

The greats never really get old: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in new window)...

Ensign Mary Sue

I discovered a truly hilarious webcomic by way of a commenter John C. Wright’s excellent (yet deeply depressing) review of STAR WARS: Here We Go Again, Again: Similar to the way another commenter responded, I cannot tell whether the guy who found this deserves a...

A Christmas present just for guys

Ladies, sit up and take note: This would be the perfect Christmas present for the Neanderthal in any woman’s life. Certainly, it will prove to be vastly more entertaining, useful, and longer-lasting than the atrocious dreck that E. L. James successfully managed...

He’d Bat-bitchslap Robin, that’s what

A question with a very obvious answer: Oh, and in case you’re wondering what that looks like: Yeah, I never got the point of the Robin character either. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on...

There goes another beloved childhood memory…

I had watched the entire STAR WARS saga, end-to-end, all 18 hours of it, once a year from the age of 20 to 28. Before that, from the time I was 15, that annual binge of the first three movies was a sacred ritual for me. And in all of that time, I never once noticed...

Well, that broke something important

I know this dates back a ways, but it’s still a trip to see, given just how many boundaries of WTFness it breaks: … Oh dear. I suspect my brain is going to need to be pieced back together like a jigsaw puzzle now. With superglue. And in case you’re...

Turn the crazy up to 11

Yeah, pretty much what they said: I’ve seen a few episodes of Death Note. My sister loves this anime, for some bizarre reason. I, personally, find it disturbing in the extreme. The entire show basically revolves around the idea of an extremely intelligent...