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You just can’t get more cucky than ¡Jeb!

Cuck Dynasty Good Lord Almighty. I can actually feel my testosterone levels dropping when I read this: Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Republican presidential candidate former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) said he “hated” being his party’s presidential...

r/K theory and conservative principles

Ever wondered what happens when you put two highly intelligent and well-read conservative/libertarian types on a podcast and get them talking about r/K selection theory and its applications to politics? Wonder no more: Grab yourself a tall drink, sit back, relax, and...

They did have a Reformation

It is odd indeed to hear the former Prime Minister of a country descended from scalawags and convicts speak with greater moral clarity and accuracy on the subject of dar al-Islam’s 14-century war against everyone else than the President of the United States of...

The Dark Knight sells out

Here is an image from the latest in a special three-part graphic novel set within Frank Miller’s Dark Knight universe: Apparently, the idea is to show the Batman standing up in favour of “social justice” and (quite brutally) taking down cops who...

He walked face-first into that one

Yes, let’s all trust Jeb the Builder to fix all of the problems that ail this country: In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon.  Jeb Bush can fix that.  And Twitter can mock him...

The coming of the tide

That speech from Bill Whittle is from nearly 3 years ago, right after the electoral disaster- and that is what it was- of November 2012. In it, he raises a number of critically important points that I think need to be kept in mind as America enters yet another...

A President and a pussy

Really not that hard to tell who’s who: Now, I’m not that big a fan of President Putin, either. Yes, he’s certainly a far manlier man than Odoofuss is… but that doesn’t strike me as much of a bar to clear. There are 120lb girls at my...

A journalist worthy of the name

Hey, look what happens when a so-called “journalist” FINALLY DOES HIS GODDAMN JOB and actually pushes President Odumbass about his epic cock-ups: Imagine that. An incompetent self-delusional narcissist actually has trouble handling criticism, no matter how...