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No, not to me – worthy though that cause would be – but to this brilliant little campaign to help the Canoeheads up north to man up the sackless wonder that is their Prime Minister: (With – admittedly only half-hearted – apologies to any...

Little head vs Escort

So a lonely drug-company executive with no game and serious blue balls decided to go trawling through an “alternative services” site, found a “lady of the night”, paid for her services, and then made the catastrophically stupid decision of...

Savage, but true

This is why it is generally not a good idea to annoy Ann Coulter on live television – even if it is a daytime talk show hosted by a (supposed) man of the cloth who, in reality, looks and acts like a sackless Beta: Ms. Coulter certainly did not pull any...

Perfectly logical, really

February 23rd is known as “Defender of the Fatherland Day” in Mother Russia – and I have never understood exactly why the Russkies, who refer to their country by a feminine noun, insist on celebrating a masculine day. But, I will say...

“… and the men lost reason and faith”

Peter Hitchens of the Daily Mail – one of the few columnists for that rag that has his head screwed on right, most of the time, and brother of the late irrational atheist Christopher – had some rather choice words for the #MeToo harpies back in...

The heresy we need

Toward the end of last year, Castalia House released a rather odd-looking book that was apparently a “spiritual prequel” of sorts to something called The Stars Came Back. Now, I had seen Rolf Nelson’s name while bumbling about on Amazon looking for...

An abject lesson in betatude

That picture above was taken at the wedding of a chap named Doug Hutchison, aged 51 at the time, to 16-year-old girl named Courtney Stodden. Now, at the time, Mr. Hutchison was absolutely destroyed by the media in the court of public opinion. He was labeled...

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

Ladies (and gents, too) – do you want to know what the biggest problem is with feminism? Yes, I know, the natural response to this would be, “EVERYTHING – next question”. Another valid response would be, “Blimey, where do we even...

Don’t you just f-ing love science?

Especially when it confirms what we shitlords have known intuitively for years: It isn’t really that difficult to figure out. Liberalism, as we understand it today anyway, is a fundamentally weak and self-loathing ideology that tells its followers that...