“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

You just can’t get more cucky than ¡Jeb!

Cuck Dynasty Good Lord Almighty. I can actually feel my testosterone levels dropping when I read this: Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Republican presidential candidate former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) said he “hated” being his party’s presidential...

They did have a Reformation

It is odd indeed to hear the former Prime Minister of a country descended from scalawags and convicts speak with greater moral clarity and accuracy on the subject of dar al-Islam’s 14-century war against everyone else than the President of the United States of...

When the revolution devours its children

Several different individuals have been credited as the originators of an epigram that goes something like this: Any man who is not a socialist at age 20 has no heart. Any man who is still a socialist at age 40 has no head I’ve seen this quote attributed to...

“Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind…”

“But this universe consists of paired dualities. What is the converse of authority? Mr. Rico.”  He had picked one I could answer. “Responsibility, sir.”  “Applause. Both for practical reasons and for mathematically verifiable moral ones, to permit...

Yep, pretty much

If you look really closely, you can see me- #4508- lurking very far away there in the background. I’m the one in the Promethean Warrior-Servant outfit wielding a lightrifle and a hardlight blade. (I’m a big fan of the former- great for both medium-range...

I stand corrected

Well, sort of. You see, Carey brought to my attention that I might have been just a tad too hasty in arguing that Death Note is a seriously messed up manga/anime. After all, if you were given a chance to get your own copy of a Death Note, what would you use it...

A President and a pussy

Really not that hard to tell who’s who: Now, I’m not that big a fan of President Putin, either. Yes, he’s certainly a far manlier man than Odoofuss is… but that doesn’t strike me as much of a bar to clear. There are 120lb girls at my...

A journalist worthy of the name

Hey, look what happens when a so-called “journalist” FINALLY DOES HIS GODDAMN JOB and actually pushes President Odumbass about his epic cock-ups: Imagine that. An incompetent self-delusional narcissist actually has trouble handling criticism, no matter how...