“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

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Does anyone know how to say, “from my cold dead hands!” in Hawaiian? Hawaii state senator Will Espero (D-19) is pushing a gun owner database that the state will share with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  The database will “automatically notify...

It’s not a question of “if”…

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...

Bad Puppies! Sit! Stay! Heel!

… Sod off. And shove that newspaper you were about to whack us with up where the Sun don’t shine while you’re at it: For the second year in a row, nominations for the prestigious Hugo Awards for science fiction & fantasy have been swept by the...

What does a raped culture look like?

Actually, while we’re at it asking questions that no one wants to see answered, what does a culture that has been literally raped out of its senses look like? Assuming you can get past your gag reflex, the answer to that rather ugly question can probably be...

Preach it, Novak

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...

IdiotZ

As if we needed any more evidence, it would appear that the generation after mine is well, truly, and totally F***ED UP BEYOND ALL RECOVERY: Fifty-six percent of respondents from the so-called Gen-Z “said they know someone who went by gender neutral pronouns such as...

The real Modern Man List

Remember that ridiculous list that New York Times “journalist” Brian Lombardi wrote up back in October? The one where he appeared to be suffering from acute vaginal cramping, and ended up claiming that the mark of a real man is his possession of a F!@#ING...

Dear Limey Assholes…

The Brits evidently didn’t get the message at Yorktown in 1781 to keep their long pointy noses out of American politics: The British flagship financial magazine The Economist, considered one of the preeminent voices of the global financial, business and...