“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

These idiots still don’t get it

There is no disguising it any more- the Third Great Jihad is here, now, within America’s shores: In appearance on Fox News Channel on Sunday, Breitbart National Security senior editor Dr. Sebastian Gorka reacted to the mass shooting in Orlando, FL early...

Flop Gear

To precisely nobody’s surprise, the “new and improved” TOP GEAR sucks harder than your housekeeper’s vacuum cleaner: The BBC show, presented by Chris Evans, has fallen below 3 million viewers for its second episode of the new...

Apology accepted, Captain Needa

How Lord Vader reacted when J. J. Abrams told him what a crybaby his grandson had turned into Apparently the latest blatant shameless useless naked Disney cash grab STAR WARS spin-off is not turning out to be quite as brilliant as the Mousketeers had...

Hail to the Queen

Now THAT is how you make a grand entrance: America- PHUCK YEAH!!! Try watching that before you’re setting up for your next bench press set, like I was today. I had to take a moment to gather myself, I was laughing so hard. Look, I know that Milo is a...

Translation needed

Does anyone know how to say, “from my cold dead hands!” in Hawaiian? Hawaii state senator Will Espero (D-19) is pushing a gun owner database that the state will share with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  The database will “automatically notify...

It’s not a question of “if”…

Gentlemen, suppose for a moment that we were all transported to a parallel dimension, where normal and sensible things did not happen very often. Suppose that, in such a universe, a certain (overhyped) MMA fighter named Ronda Rousey were taken seriously in her claims...

Bad Puppies! Sit! Stay! Heel!

… Sod off. And shove that newspaper you were about to whack us with up where the Sun don’t shine while you’re at it: For the second year in a row, nominations for the prestigious Hugo Awards for science fiction & fantasy have been swept by the...

What does a raped culture look like?

Actually, while we’re at it asking questions that no one wants to see answered, what does a culture that has been literally raped out of its senses look like? Assuming you can get past your gag reflex, the answer to that rather ugly question can probably be...

Preach it, Novak

Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world’s greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer’s peerless status as the “Greatest Of All Time”- recently made some quite innocuous...