“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Storm of the Emperor’s Wrath

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.– William Tecumseh Sherman Man, at the rate that the God-Emperor is trolling and smiting his enemies, and by extension the enemies...

Liberal tears

Lord Almighty, Your infinite grace and charity was revealed to us on the night of November the 8th, when, in answer to our prayers, You showed us exactly whose side You are on. We know now, O Lord our God, that You have not abandoned America and Western...

It’s not a question?

Now this is how you make a funny-as-hell political attack ad: Classic. I couldn’t stop laughing at this one. They actually have a couple of these- there’s one from about three weeks back which is also very funny: As I may have mentioned, I am very...

Trollary

In my last post on the Hilldebeast, I pointed out that there is an image floating around teh InterWebz that takes the Bitch’s stupidity to its logical conclusion. As troll jobs go, it was a damned good one. In the comments I got a request from Laguna Beach Fogey...

The unsurprising return of apartheid

It is a basic law of nature that, if you insist on persecuting a minority, stealing from them, mistreating them, and chasing them out of your country through intimidation and brutality and outright murder, then that minority will react to preserve its culture and...

The most insane kind of stupid

As the news (((media))) fights the rise of the God-Emperor with every possible method at their disposal, the really important news of our afflicted age seems to be going unnoticed. Namely, the news that the Russkies are preparing for the very real possibility of...

Querying the Domain: Gen-Hexed

Full credit goes to Ben Garrisson of GRRR Graphics Kapios had a question for me about the poor bastards that are going to inherit the Earth after the Millennials: Could this be an indicator that there is an over-supply of whores in the US who inspired other girls...

The price is her soul

The thousand-cock stare is real- even on virgins There is an old joke- a very old joke- that goes something like this: A man at a party spies an attractive young woman and makes his way over to her to chat her up. The conversation is enjoyably spirited, and...

President Alpha meets President Delta

A little under a year ago I posted a graphic showing the massive difference in manliness between President Vladimir Putin and “President” Odumbass Odouchebag Obummer Odoofuss Obama. (You might gather from this that I’m not exactly the current...

Thought experiment

One of the stupidest, yet most persistent, arguments that gun-grabbing liberals love to use to make their case for outlawing the private possession and use of firearms is that, if the Founding Fathers had any experience with so-called “assault” rifles and...