“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

The Left is eating itself

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...

Get woke, go broke

For those of you who like good coffee… you don’t go to Starbuck’s anyway, so you probably will not feel much sympathy for the fact that one of Seattle’s biggest success stories is now discovering just how stupid it is to give in to the howling...

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...

Driving tip

Spotted along the I-40 in the great and wonderful state of Texas. Having visited said state several times in the last ten years, all I can say is… AMEN, REVEREND! See, here is the problem. Whether we like it or not, Texas is inexorably turning blue. And that is...

Dynamite the hugboxes

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – The Apostle Paul, 1 Corinthians 13:11, The Holy Bible (King James Version) I have only vaguely heard the name...

The font of life

Mother and Child by Frederic Leighton Today is Mother’s Day here in the good ol’ US of A, and I figured that this might be a good opportunity to address a lingering, and extremely irritating, misconception about us shitlords of the Alt-Right. As I...

Karmic justice

Exactly a year ago I wrote about how the superb ABC comedy Last Man Standing, starring really-for-real Hollywood right-winger Tim Allen, was canned by its home network because… reasons. It was a truly retarded decision at the time, and has since been...

Puts things into perspective, eh?

A few mad geniuses came together and realised a concept of filming videos involving actors sitting down and cold-reading facts about various social issues off of a teleprompter. The idea was to get the unfiltered reactions of unknown and ordinary people to some basic...