“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Dear white folks…

Hey, White America, this is the Didact, with a painful message that you really need to hear: (Almost) everyone else who is Not White absolutely hates your guts. Oh dear. I hear the sound of… grinding teeth. And, down South, a few hundred breech-loading...

The Left’s thermal exhaust port

Remember the penultimate scene of the very first STAR WARS movie? The iconic, pivotal, brilliant Death Star Trench Run? Remember how Luke Skywalker piloted his X-wing through a turbolaser-infested trench, into a veritable hurricane of enemy fire, while being...

“Tweedledim the Token Stormtrooper”

John C. Wright, perhaps the greatest sci-fi/fantasy writer alive today, decided to put himself through the sheer torture of watching STAR WARS VIII: The Last Jedi recently. Judging by his reactions, the experience was even more unpleasant than he expected. His...

Deport the bastards

In this specific case, for once I am not referring to illegal invaders to the United States (or anywhere else, for that matter – though deporting invading aliens is about the kindest thing that can and absolutely should be done to them). No, in this...

Nuke it from orbit

Terry Crews is not someone that you would pin as a victim of sexual harassment or molestation. The dude was a pro footballer for a long time. Upon retiring from what was evidently a decent, though not outstanding, 6-year career in the NFL, he worked hard at becoming a...

TransMoggrification

The more I see and hear of a certain back-bench MP from Somerset named Jacob Rees-Mogg, the more I like him: Well now. This is a chap that I can definitely support. It is not just the upper-crust stuffy Eton-Oxbridge accent which I like – I am actually a big fan...

Gamma smackdown

This is what happens when a whiny little bitch who works for the Clown News Network tries to play hardball with adults in the Administratum of the God-Emperor: It is obvious within about ten seconds that professional whinger Jim Acosta is simply too short for the...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...