“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Stop speaking like an American

This sort of thing would drive a saint to drink Seriously, please, just stop it: Have some fun with it, because at the end of the day if you don’t hit the ground running you can always go back to the drawing board and get the ball rolling… At the end of the day...

The Reclamation has already begun

“Look into the eyes of my helmet and know despair!!!” In case you missed it, an employee of Tor by the name of Irene Gallo published a comment on her Facebook page that essentially called supporters of Sad/Rabid Puppies “neo-nazis”. She then...

Bullshido beatdown

Aikido versus jiu jitsu- WHO YA GOT?! That was simply badass. And in case you’re wondering, yes, those guys really do know how to take impact well. Learning how to break your falls is one of the first things you learn in a ground-based art like jiu jitsu,...

Someone fetch the smelling salts

Whatever this dude’s smoking, it’s clearly hazardous to your health Clearly, the jug-eared buffoon in the Oval Office has gone round the bend: On Tuesday, former Obama advisor David Axelrod informed an Israeli television channel that President Obama...

How stupid can a neoconservative be?

Joel Pollak over at Breitbart.com inexplicably chose to tie a noose around his credentials as a conservative- and then proceeded to kick the chair out from under himself: Though the execution of the war was deeply flawed, there are at least five reasons it was...

Domain Query: A Vile Faceless Minion’s response

There are few problems that cannot be solved through liberal application of duct tape… except liberal stupidity Someone named GunSmithKitten, who appears to be a fairly frequent commenter on Reaxxion articles, is apparently labouring under some rather severe...

Synthol: not even once

How on Earth do people convince themselves that physiques like this are to be emulated?!? In case you’re curious about what synthol is or does, the video above explains it pretty well. Synthol is basically just an oil, combined with alcohol- and the only reason...

Just SHOOT the RINO already

The GOP’s 2016 electoral strategy George W. “Compassionate Conservative” Bush’s brother apparently seems to think that having yet another progressive Republican cast in the mould of Theodore Roosevelt and John McCain leading the US would be a...

The lady’s NOT for turning

Apparently even THIS wasn’t a big enough insult to the Catwoman franchise Reader I. Fox emailed me some rather depressing news earlier today concerning everyone’s favourite cat burglar. To my surprise, I was informed that one of the best and most beloved...

Putting freedom back on the offensive

It has been a rather good week for those of us who don’t take kindly to being told what is good for us. The Supreme Dark Overlord of the Evil Legion of Evil has kindly provided the rest of us with some rather good examples of the rabbits/SJWs/CHORFs displaying...