“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

Dump the soy

We have known for some time now that soy products have an estrogenic effect upon the human body. However, just how bad it is for you has to be seen to be believed: Now I’m not saying that every dipshit Leftoid is a soyboy. Nor am I saying that soy products...

Narrative collapse

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

Primal Scream Therapy

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...

Born in the wrong century

For the record, I agree with every part of this caption EXCEPT the bit about the POTUS Boys (and the one or two girls that can control their gag reflexes long enough to read what I write)- have you ever found yourself thinking that this modern world of ours has its...

Half the battle

Before I left for my vacation I came across a rather interesting YouTube video consisting of an interview between the host of a podcast and a (rather lovely) dating and relationship coach DeAnna Lorraine. Now, with a name like that, you’d typically expect the...

Did it really happen to #metoo?

The #metoo tag has been trending at an incredible pace over social media ever since the Harvey Weinstein case broke wide open and Hollyweird could no longer cover up the degeneracy at its rotten, stinking core: Women on social media are speaking out about being...

Crazy cutaway

One of IRON MAIDEN’s greatest ever songs goes by the name of “Run to the Hills”. The chorus of this most amazingly excellent song produced by THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL- er, ahem, by this most esteemed band, goes as follows: Run to the hills, Run for...

BUTTman Begins

See, now this is how you beat the hypocrites of the progressive Left- by smashing their teeth in with a rhetorical clue-bat: Good faith searches reveal that, as of this writing, nowhere on the home page of either Variety, Deadline, or the Hollywood Reporter...

The myth of matriarchy

Dr. Emmet Scott, whose works on the true origins of the Dark Ages and the long-obscured origins of the Islamic “faith” have had a profound impact on my understanding of the world, turned his critical eye toward the long-held feminist trope of matriarchal...