“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Media malfeasance in a time of plague

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; — From “IF” by Rudyard Kipling As Corona-chan continues to perform...

The God-Emperor and the Plague-Bearers

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, announced yesterday that the USA would shut down all travel from Europe for a month and enact...

Don’t order the snake surprise

With Corona-chan spreading her pestilent blessings far and wide at the behest of jolly old Grandfather Nurgle, it is worth asking a pretty important question: The beginning of that video illustrates exactly how devastating socialism is to a country. It does not matter...

Adolt Edumacation

I was reading through Power Line yesterday and came across this particularly hilarious indictment of the American education system: The money quote from Brian “I totally got shot down in a helicopter in Afghanistan” Williams had to be,...

A Godless society is doomed

The Neo-Palestinians over at Prager U have some interesting thoughts to add about the reason why so many young people are unhappy these days: None other than the chief Neo-Palestinian goes into the details there, and he does so with, I readily admit, great precision...

Sink the damn boats

In case you are American and therefore have had most of your attention consumed by the ongoing clown-car crash that is the Daemoncratic primary circus – which I will certainly admit is highly entertaining and compelling to watch – across the Pond in...

The Anti-Gretard

I was perusing the Russian corners of teh innarwebz – OK, fine, admittedly I read the Russian news websites in English, просто потому что я могу говорить и понимать русский язык очень плохо и медленно – when I came across an article in RT extolling the...

The rage of the storm

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, simply keeps WINNING!!! at a truly breathtaking pace. And there is a very good reason for that:...

The dangers of an edifice complex

Trawling through teh BoobToobz on a Saturday evening is usually a dreary experience, but sometimes you do come across a gem or two that makes the effort worthwhile. One of these popped into my feed, thanks to the YouTube algorithms that evidently have noticed that I...

The face of the enemy

Jason from the Blue Collar boys is delighted to see the Clown News Network finally being honest about what a bunch of arrogant dipshits they are: In case you’re wondering about the NPR interview that Jason references at the beginning of the video, that...