“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It only took 40 years…

It would appear that the received wisdom about hearthealthywholegrains is finally dying the ignominious death it so thoroughly deserves: For decades they have been blacklisted as foods to avoid, the cause of deadly thickening of the arteries, heart disease and...

Honour the fallen… by bringing the rest home

The fact that this country still takes, even today, such enormous pride in its soldiers is one of the many, many things that I love about it. You have to travel outside of the US to understand just how unusual it is to find a country that not only loves but...

Just SHOOT the RINO already

The GOP’s 2016 electoral strategy George W. “Compassionate Conservative” Bush’s brother apparently seems to think that having yet another progressive Republican cast in the mould of Theodore Roosevelt and John McCain leading the US would be a...

Effing the ineffable

Just when you thought the US government couldn’t get any more retarded, they manage to take that incredibly low bar- and then smash headfirst into it: The federal government missed an estimated $41.1 million in “cost savings” transporting immigrant detainees on...

Economics in nine panels

The funniest jokes are always the ones that poke sharp sticks into the vulnerable points of real things, and this is no exception. If you’ve ever had to listen to an economist from a central bank speaking on television- and here I’m referring to...

How’s about a bet?

Anyone want to take a punt as to the ethnicity and race of the perpetrators of a recent shooting at a pub in Sweden? At least two people were killed and eight injured during a shooting at pub in Sweden last night.  Automatic weapons are believed to have been used...

A sacred cow in dire need of slaughtering

Sticking with the theme of taking a sledgehammer to some of Britain’s most beloved institutions, it would appear that one Mike Portnoy was on the receiving end of this country’s idea of “free and fair healthcare”: This is the reality of...

There is no such thing as “European Islam”

They promise to match you at a deep level of compatibility… with 72 other guys The Austrian government appears to be realising that the country’s people might be on to something: Austria has passed a significant change in the law which is designed to...

The elites are about to wet their short trousers

And good bloody riddance It would appear that the Greeks and the Germans between them are hell-bent on doing everything they can to destroy the European single currency. Good. Neither side’s intransigence and belligerence should come as any kind of surprise, and...

Because SCIENCE

Science: what scientists THINK they do Get this, folks- it turns out that saturated fat isn’t quite as horrible for you as we’ve all been told to believe it was. Indeed, the expert consensus that we were told was stamped and ratified by governments...