“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Scream for me Brazil!”

“Why, yes, I AM in fact as badass as I look in this picture” It’s Friday, it’s sunny outside, and the GREATEST SINGER OF AL- er, I mean, Bruce Dickinson has just been given the all-clear following a course of treatment for cancer: IRON MAIDEN...

All hail the Army of the Night

The only thing better than windmilling to some POWERWOLF is seeing them play live. I really hope they visit the States soon- these guys slay on every single album I’ve heard from them, and I cannot wait to see them kill it live with their hilariously...

Dr. Pangloss was right

Apparently I am not the only person in the world crazy brilliant enough to think that chocolate and bacon go together: My friends, the doomsayers are wrong! We live in the best of all possible worlds! Surely, if the existence of the weaselpecker was not proof enough,...

A special message from Lord Vader

Now THIS is what Darth Vader should be- not the emo whiny bitch-ass crybaby that Episode III turned him into! What he said, y’all. Also, can we just take a moment to put paid to one of the most flagrant abuses of the STAR WARS canon that Lucas the Hutt has ever...

“Deaf as Beethoven” is not necessarily an insult

At least, not when it applies to old Ludwig himself. After all, even when deaf, he was able to compose possibly the most sublime suite of orchestral music ever created by human intelligence: Brings me to near-tears every time I hear it. Share this: Share on X (Opens...

The ONLY mandatory movie of 2015

About 0.0001% of the total epicness quotient of the film is contained in this picture I got back from Blighty yesterday afternoon, and I cannot even begin to relate how happy I am to be back. While the specifics of my trip back will have to wait for another day,...

The Rattlehead rises again

Went to the concert (10 years ago!). Got the shirt. It would appear that MEGADETH is now host to none other than Brazilian guitar virtuoso Kiko Loureiro from ANGRA: As BLABBERMOUTH.NET exclusively reported as a “rumor” on March 14, it has now been made...

The best day for the worst jokes

I love April Fool’s Day: CERN confirms that the Force exists and is, in fact, awake This is BMW’s idea of a mouth guard. I wonder how it would stand up to a sparring match? And this is Microsoft’s next smartphone operating system- which, like EVERY...

Become a part of the Klok!

A certain English metal band called IRON MAIDEN begs to differ I finally managed to listen to The Doomstar Requiem: A Klok Opera all the way through, and I have to admit, I was totally wrong about it. The first time I listened to it, I couldn’t get past the...