“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Hot sticks

My buddy Carey sent me this clip a few hours ago of a lady named Hannah Ford rocking out on the skins, and I have to say, I was pretty impressed: Damn. She’s good. And that’s not all she can do, either: Normally I don’t like watching drum solos....

Ambitiose sed ineptum

Here is a question that I never thought I would be asking: What happens when you get the three blokiest blokes who ever bloked across a TV screen and ask them to create cars designed to take part in Britain’s version of that crazy World’s Wildest Police...

Best. Idea. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen Shitlords and Gun-Bunnies: Even in today’s terribly divided political climate, I think we who are of the West can agree on a few basic things: Driving while drinking alcohol is BAD for you and everyone else; However, driving while...

Literally the most interesting man in the world

Anyone who listens to heavy metal on anything approaching a regular basis has heard of Bruce Dickinson. He is, quite simply, THE best heavy metal vocalist out there today. There was a time when one could dispute that accolade. The case could be made that Ronnie James...

“How to neutralise the Twat Virus”

Only a few more days to go until the next season of THE GRAND TOUR: Well, you now know exactly where Kapios and I are going to be on Friday night: at home, on our respective couches, with a big mug of refreshing beer at hand, and the sound systems on our TVs cranked...

There goes Captain Slow

Apparently, James May was at some point the one and only remaining hope that THE GRAND TOUR- also known as the funniest damn TV show of all time- has of completing its run given that the Orangutan and the Hamster were out of commission: Oh dear. As the lads like to...

(Musical) Girl Friday

Rather than blatantly ripping off borrowing from friend and reader Last Redoubt’s Girl Friday concept- go check out the impressive collection of what the old-timers used to call “bodacious babes” over at his place- I decided to go out and find...

Oh dear

Some spanner wrote in to TOP GEAR- uh, I mean, THE GRAND TOUR- and its producers, asking that the show be made more “American”. You can sort of guess what happened after that: December 8th cannot come around fast enough. Share this: Share on X (Opens in...

The sooner, the better

The madcap geniuses behind the fake cartoon band CHILDREN OF BATMAN- the pun is hysterically funny if you know your heavy metal- have FINALLY decided to tell us when they will (probably) release the next installment of this wickedly funny series of animated shorts set...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...