“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The problem isn’t me…

… it’s you, according to Dr. John Becker: Watch the episode all the way through. It’s one of the funniest in the entire series- I couldn’t stop laughing throughout it. Ted Danson’s genius lies in his ability to portray a cranky...

Of COURSE the Chief would win

I mean, I’m surprised there was even any question about this: All respect to Captain America. He’s a badass. But when it comes to badassitude, the Master Chief not only broke the mould, he broke the scale. (Literally. Dude weighs 1,000lbs in full...

This is your brain on feminism

In which an all-but-self-confessed Beta male calls for feminism to “re-brand” itself so as to get more blokes on-side: My name is Martin and I hate the word “feminism”. I’ve been waiting the best part of 20 years to make that dark confession, and, by God,...

Vibrant Vikings

Tolerance and diversity only seem to work in one direction with most people- as amply demonstrated by an employer who rejected a Christian applicant for a job opening with his firm based entirely on his views about her religion: A recent graduate from a Canadian...

And now for something completely stupid

Supermodels in absurdly expensive bras. Need I say more? There are lots more where those came from. And if you have to ask me what the point is of all this, I’m going to ask you to check your pants to see if there’s anything down there. Share this:...

When N > 10,000…

Gentlemen, let me run a hypothetical situation by you. You’re out for drinks down at your local pub, when you discover yourself locking eyes with this very attractive “older” woman. (Actually, she’s in her mid-thirties and looks at least...

ALL men pay for sex

Some of us are simply a little more up-front about the nature of the transaction than others: Last week, a report revealed that 1 in 10 British men have paid for sex. Find that shocking? Then try this for size: the same report, pulled from a total of over 6,000 men...

A Frenchist trollop on power

The former First Lady of France apparently has a few choice words for the state of politics in her native country: Former first lady of France Valerie Trierweiler has branded the country’s politics ‘misogynistic’ and said female politicians encounter...

Gym crimes will be prosecuted

So know what to avoid, thanks to the Buff Dudes: Check out their channel, there is much gym-related hilarity- and quite a bit of very solid lifting advice- to be found. See also: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)...

Nature’s reply

Back before the nonsensical notion of homosexual marriage became an accepted, legally protected symptom of the cancer eating through the bowels of once-great Western societies, gay “rights” activists used to say, “Silence Equals Death”. Mother...