“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

by | Jul 31, 2018 | Uncategorized

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

by | Jul 30, 2018 | Uncategorized

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Why they lose

by | Jul 26, 2018 | Uncategorized

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

by | Jul 20, 2018 | Uncategorized

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

Royal cock-up

by | Jul 14, 2018 | Uncategorized

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

Getting tired?

by | Jul 11, 2018 | Uncategorized

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

The jackass’s conundrum

by | Jul 7, 2018 | Uncategorized

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

The Left is eating itself

by | Jul 2, 2018 | Uncategorized

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...

Get woke, go broke

by | Jun 23, 2018 | Uncategorized

For those of you who like good coffee… you don’t go to Starbuck’s anyway, so you probably will not feel much sympathy for the fact that one of Seattle’s biggest success stories is now discovering just how stupid it is to give in to the howling...

Genius

by | Jun 22, 2018 | Uncategorized

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...