“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Grass-fed shitlordery

In the spirit of fair and balanced treatment of vegans: Yep. That’s how it’s done. Again, I’ll be the first to defend “cool” vegans who aren’t complete dicks about their fussy eating habits. I have the great good fortune to be good...

Where’s my hammer?!

Courtesy of Vox Day, I came across something that indicates that there might just be some hope for the American yoof after all: That last line there caught my eye. Apparently some epic shitlord has actually crafted a T-shirt with that exact slogan on it. I just...

Literally Hitler, literally

Just when you think that your everyday neighbourhood Antifag cannot get any more ridiculously stupid, along comes an entire horde of the asshats to take on the monumental challenge of charging straight up to that bar, and smashing right into it headfirst: How...

Twink-fu

A bunch of skinny-fat white guys assembling in a park somewhere in what looks like New Jersey Chicago would like the rest of us to believe that they’re getting ready to go to war: Wow. Just… wow. The Trap Lord did a great job of roasting these...

Top Trump

The latest batch of hilarious Trump vs CNN memes is out, and the best of them involves the God-Emperor shooting down CNN, TOP GUN-style: And of course there are a few more along similar lines that have to be seen: A post shared by @playstein on Jul 6, 2017 at 6:39am...

By the word of the God-Emperor

President Donald Trump is not perfect, not by any measure. But by God, he sure as hell understands what is at stake in the war for Western civilisation: Wow. Just… wow. I thought his inauguration speech was amazing. This one completely blew it away. Listening to...

#CNNIsKill

It appears that the SJWs over at CNN have decided that lying wasn’t enough; now they are doubling down: CNN and Andrew Kaczynski, head of the network’s Republican oppo research unit “KFILE,” gave a misleading defense after receiving an intense backlash to a...

If you can’t beat the bastards…

BLOODY WELL HIT THEM HARDER!!!: Clearly, the mighty God-Emperor is in absolutely no mood to back off and play nice with those attacking him so relentlessly, and with such laughable ineptitude. As far as I am concerned, of course, I am absolutely delighted to see...

Beating them like unwanted stepchildren

From the perspective of a shitlord, it is extremely difficult to figure out what the best part is of the unfolding CNN “very fake news” catastrophe. (Catastrophic, of course, for them, not for us.) Maybe it is the fact that we now have absolutely...

Only a matter of time

At this point, the advent of what friend and fellow alt-Right shitlord Julian Langness rightly calls European civil war is a given. It’s simply a matter of when, not if: The 14-Century war between Islam and the West never stopped. It never went away. It simply...