“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Ice Queen Edition

It’s getting REALLY FREAKIN’ COLD up here in the northeast- apparently it hit -22 Celsius with windchill last night, or thereabouts. These are the sorts of temperatures that Minnesotans would probably call “mild spring weather”- the crazy...

The cynicism bites deep

In his election night broadcast, Bill Whittle mentioned toward the end of his highly entertaining, if somewhat rambling, God-Emperor Victory speech that he had very recently gotten engaged. He promised to follow up on that and introduce his fans to his fiance, and on...

A Servant When He Reigneth by Rudyard Kipling

“For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear. For a servant when he reigneth, and a fool when he is filled with meat; for an odious woman when she is married, and an handmaid that is heir to her mistress.” — PROV. XXX....

Banned?!?!?

For some reason all of these commercials were considered “too controversial” to air. I rather fail to understand why- the photocopier one, in particular, is a side-splitter: Sadly there are quite a few of these hysterical gut-busters that were not...

United Abominations

It isn’t very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely...

Clear out the trauma unit…

What happens when a manly man of righteous manliness, whose opinions are completely unfair, unbalanced, and unmedicated, takes on a harpy and a banshee in a single interview? Well… this does. Crank up the sound to full surround, grab a beer in one hand...

The price of female freedom

The New York Times The Carlos Slim Blog Pravda published what they call an “op-doc”, which I suppose is Millennial hipster talk for “first-person documentary”, a few years back featuring a 35-year-old single Argentinian Jewess and...

Auf weidersehen, Deutschland…

Paul Joseph Watson tore the German establishment a new arsehole a couple of days ago when he pointed out just how big a disaster their open-borders policy has been: About two-thirds of the way through, he mentioned that the very same traitors to Der...

Friday T&A: Sweater Snowballs Edition

It’s getting really cold, really fast, here in the northeast. In recognition of that fact, let us take a moment to enjoy the absolute best thing about sweater-and-jacket weather- namely, the lovely, shapely, curvy bits of the female anatomy that make...