by Didact | Oct 29, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Well, at least Monday only happens once a w…. Oh. Right. It’s happening today again, isn’t it. Bugger it all, damn and blast! Or, as the Russians might say: Хуй тебе в жопу! Закрой свой рот, сука!! Мне насрать на твоё мнение!!! Иди в пизду,...
by Didact | Oct 22, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Lord but I hate Mondays. Well, most people hate Mondays, but I have a special reason to hate this particular Monday. It’s my last Monday in Russia, at least for the foreseeable future, and I am really not looking forward to packing up my things and heading back...
by Didact | Oct 15, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
It’s Monday. I really can’t make it sound any better than that. I tried, but it just is not possible. Let’s face it – today BLOWS. Do try to look on the bright side, though. You could be this guy: Not much ranting today, since I’m in...
by Didact | Oct 8, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
What can I say about Monday? Well, how about this, for starters… This particular Monday, thought, has a very sweet taste to it. And that is because, on Saturday October 6th, the United States Senate voted 50-48 to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh as a new Associate...
by Didact | Oct 1, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Monday. Mother… Well, we might as well get on with it. I’ve got the usual selection of asshattery, funny pictures, gym fails, epic music, and an Instathot to help you get through this day. The one thing that I cannot help you with is if your office...
by Didact | Sep 24, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
As the thoroughly mangled Latin in the title says, albeit rather badly, look on the bright side: it’s not going to be Monday forever. Although, admittedly, even that sentiment isn’t enough to get you through the day when this happens to you: There are...
by Didact | Sep 17, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Oh firetruck, it’s Monday. Given this abysmally horrid fact, I should in all fairness point out that my Monday is actually going pretty well. You see, I’m not in a heathen country anymore, at least not for a little while. I am actually back in...
by Didact | Sep 10, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
FMIM. Fortunately, it could always be worse. After all, you could be walking into your office and sitting down at a desk in Nike’s brand management or advertising departments. I’m sure everyone has seen by now that Nike decided to put liberal martyr (in...
by Didact | Sep 3, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Now, I know it’s Monday, but in America at least, it’s actually a holiday. Yep, it’s Labour Day – and that by the way is the CORRECT spelling – a day that is rather ironic considering that it is a public holiday in which pretty much...
by Didact | Aug 27, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
The only way anyone will ever make Monday fun is by ensuring that every one of them features a bunch of liberals whining and shrieking on television about how much the God-Emperor is winning. And even then, that may not be enough. Oh well, let’s get on with it,...
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