“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Deadlifting 101

by | Mar 31, 2013 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized

(Note: in this week’s edition of Weekend Linkage, there is a video of one particularly stupid assclown deadlifting with truly horrible form. That video annoyed me so much that I just had to write this. If you ever find yourself working out in the same gym as me,...

There Are No Words…

by | Mar 24, 2013 | fitness, gym idiots, Uncategorized

Gym idiots: the only people you can legally mock these days and get away with it. For your amusement and shock, here are several videos of gym idiots doing incredibly stupid things: And as for my well-advertised loathing of those jackasses who curl in the squat rack,...