“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Manoeuvre war and 404

Manoeuvre war and 404

When it comes to the 404 War, if you only listen to the American side through the mouthpieces of the Pentaloons and the State Department, you will come away with the distinct impression that the US military does not take the Russian military at all seriously. The...
Monday morning Clown News Neutering

Monday morning Clown News Neutering

Lord, here we go with yet another Monday. Take some comfort, though, in the fact that, as bad as it is for you right now, it is much, MUCH worse for Gamma Doughboy Brian Stelter. Now, normally I don’t take much pleasure in the misfortunes of others, but I make a...
Lies, damned lies, and 404 reporting

Lies, damned lies, and 404 reporting

My opinion of whorenalists and presstitutes has gotten progressively worse over the past 7 years, but every time that I think it has hit bottom, somehow, these people manage to plumb ever lower depths of mendacity. At this point, it is entirely reasonable to argue...
Sunday Scripture: The Resurrection Body

Sunday Scripture: The Resurrection Body

35 But someone will ask, “How are the dead raised? With what kind of body do they come?” 36 You foolish person! What you sow does not come to life unless it dies. 37 And what you sow is not the body that is to be, but a bare kernel, perhaps of wheat or of some other...
Friday T&A: Stupid Prizes Edition

Friday T&A: Stupid Prizes Edition

The past week has been an exercise in watching really stupid people doing really stupid things and winning really stupid prizes as a result. We are watching the literal self-imposed disembowelment of the Western world, as the Europeans insist on following literally...
When economists fail MAFF and LODJIK

When economists fail MAFF and LODJIK

The good people over at Visual Capitalist recently released a big-ass graphic that has been making the rounds of late, to mark the fact that the global economy hit US$100 TRILLION in terms of total annual output. This is an amazing feat and a great milestone, to be...
The Deep State gods

The Deep State gods

Given that we’re all nerds here – well, most of us are – and given that a few said nerds are big fans of the Warhammer franchise in either its regular or 40K flavours, I figured it might be useful to borrow an idea from that universe to describe the...
Monday morning at Mar-a-Lago

Monday morning at Mar-a-Lago

It’s hard to believe that it has been a full week (just about) since His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may...
Sunday Scripture: The Resurrection Body

Sunday Scripture: Psalm 110

110 The Lord says to my Lord:    “Sit at my right hand,until I make your enemies your footstool.”2 The Lord sends forth from Zion    your mighty scepter.    Rule in the midst of your enemies!3 Your people will offer themselves freely    on the day of...
Friday T&A: Nuclear Noogie Edition

Friday T&A: Nuclear Noogie Edition

This week has unquestionably been a dark one for any of us who had any faith left in the rule of law and in basic human respect for life and liberty. On Monday, the Praetorian Guard of the Daemoncratic Party, the FBI, marched into the home of His Most Illustrious,...