“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The crossover we need

What happens when the funniest TV show spoof about spies runs headfirst in to the best comical take on spy movies in recent memory? Well… this: I have to say, I’m really looking forward to the new Kingsman film. The first one completely blew past...

#Dicksout

Courtesy of the Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH): Has it been a year already? Damn. Well, anyway, you know what that means: Whip ’em out, boys! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens...

National Punch-A-Millennial Day

Our friend the Captain recently pointed out (via one of his field agents) that Millennials now apparently want their very own special snowflake day: Sure, some Millennials are guilty of being entitled. But turn on the news, and you’ll see some bigly examples of...

“Red Five, standing by…”

What is more badass than watching X-wings duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters? Watching them duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters with SABATON playing in the background: I have not watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. And I almost surely never will. As I have...

Shorts

It’s been quite a while since I last did one of these, so I figured I might as well take a few moments to put together a few interesting tidbits discovered from across teh interwebz that do not individually merit a full-blown post. And we start with: Dat Ass...

When the dishwasher breaks…

Just make sure you get her a nice big hot cup of Black Rifle coffee so that she can get her butt out of bed and do her job: I mean, yeah, she might get pissed at the fact that you just called her by the name of a major appliance, but, really, that’s how we men...

It only took 4 years…

… but I’ve finally gone and updated the theme used at this place to something a little more modern. It just so happened that Blogger decided recently that it might be nice to move into the 21st Century, where WordPress and other mainline sites have already...

And of course I missed it again…

This is what happens when you’re saddled with possibly the country’s most incompetent ISP- you miss out on important things like Pi Day: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn...

OK, SERIOUSLY, Japan, WHAT THE F—?!

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more batshit insane than BABYMETAL, here come the Japanese to jump up and down on that idea: … Yeah. I don’t get it either. But I will admit, it’s actually pretty damn good. Here’s a note to...

That’s going to leave some scars

Did you grow up with those old 80s cartoons on Saturday mornings? He-Man, Transformers, Thundercats, and so on? I did. I have very fond memories of them- to the point that, when Netflix FINALLY brought back the old He-Man cartoons for everyone to see, I...