“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Internet is for…

Well, you know the rest: The inspiration for digging up that ancient classic comes from LastRedoubt’s recent post on New York City’s bungled attempts to provide FREE WI-FI KIOSKS!!!- which inevitably got used for, um, er, less-than-G-rated purposes. If...

Freedom tits!

A certain model and (((actress))) by the name of Kate Upton weighed in on the row concerning sportzball players who have decided to take a knee when The Star Spangled Banner is played just before a game on September 11th: In my opinion, the national anthem is a...

Not quite that simple, mate

This is how lifting bros wish the world worked: I got that from a not-exactly-unattractive lady who’s been sending me some rather interesting WhatsApp messages of late. She knows, of course, that I lift, so make of this what you will. As far as I’m...

You need your head examined, lady

As I may have stated a few times before, I am not a fan of women’s tennis. Specifically, I have a distinct antipathy towards one Serena Williams and her style of play. So I cannot exactly claim to be unhappy that Ms. Williams got dumped on her...

Thought experiment

One of the stupidest, yet most persistent, arguments that gun-grabbing liberals love to use to make their case for outlawing the private possession and use of firearms is that, if the Founding Fathers had any experience with so-called “assault” rifles and...

Damn you, Vox

As you know, I am an avid reader of Vox Day- he is, after all, the Supreme Dark Overlord of our delightful little Evil Legion of Evil, and the supreme commander of the Vile Faceless Minions. So when he posts something, I read it. You don’t have to agree with...

Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

Mat Best clearly gets it: As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough: And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps: You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving...

I don’t remember eating that…

Paging Mr. Didact, the 90s called, they want their memes back… Our ever-helpful neighbourhood alt-Right gun-buddy (and, let it be noted, highly qualified gun safety instructor) Luke Stranahan recently had to show considerable intestinal fortitude in order...

That’s not funny, infidel!!!

My good buddy, training partner, and favourite Sasquatch-sized punching bag told me this terrible joke shortly before he left for college: A rabbi, a priest, and a gay guy all get into a cab. The driver turns around and tells them, “Hey guys, I’m Muslim, I...