“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The secret origin of President Jackass

The s***storm of stupidity that is Obarmy actually makes complete sense now: And now for something completely different: Hot Asian chick with a sniper rifle. You’re welcome. Hey, Obarmy annoys me. Nothing better to cleanse the palate after dealing with something...

Ban the BATFE

So you’re telling me that there exists a branch of the US government’s federal bureaucracy that is corrupt and inept, sells guns to drug cartels in Mexico, hires mentally ill people to conduct sting operations and then arrests them, allows minors to take...

Protect and serve (you with a crotch-grab)

There are many perfectly good reasons to hold Republicans (a.k.a. big-government conservatives) in thorough and utter contempt; personally, I view most Republican politicians as being even less intelligent than the majority of lower primates, including the uniquely...

And now, a few words from Anonymous Conservative…

AC was kind enough to respond back to me about my review of his book a while ago. With his permission, I’ve printed some of his remarks about his work so that you can understand just why his book is so important, and why I believe you should read what he writes....

“You’re ALL crazy”

Riddle me this, Batman: how do you push a feminist’s buttons to the point of a near-total meltdown? Well, you could try this approach. Or you could do what I did a few weeks ago when my little sister came over to stay with me. This is pretty much how the...

Go on then, tell us another one, Al

By now it should be readily apparent to anyone living in the northern latitudes with a pair of functioning eyes and the ability to feel cold that the drumbeat of predictions about the Great Manmade Global Warming Apocalypse were seriously exaggerated: Professor Mike...

Come and get them, assholes

New York City’s outgoing mayor is now planning to ramp up his city’s longstanding and utterly misbegotten war against the universal right of self-defence: The New York City Police Department (NYPD) is sending out letters telling gun owners to turn over...

How economies die

A recent article over at Mises.org jogged my memory about the way in which an economy commits suicide: Imagine that Cuba and North Korea became, overnight, the two most free-market, limited-government countries in the world. The two countries would have immediately...

Curie-Hultgreen Syndrome hits the banksters

A woman in charge moves from Boeing to Deutsche Bank: Boeing Co. promoted Ted Colbert to chief information officer and vice president of information technology. He will replace Kim Hammonds, who is moving to Deutsche Bank AG later this month. Mr. Colbert is...