“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That’s not gone well…

This is NOT how I thought the greatest television show ever conceived by human intelligence would end: Jeremy Clarkson faces arrest today after the BBC sacked him for punching a Top Gear producer in the face with such force he had to go to A&E.  The...

How’s about a bet?

Anyone want to take a punt as to the ethnicity and race of the perpetrators of a recent shooting at a pub in Sweden? At least two people were killed and eight injured during a shooting at pub in Sweden last night.  Automatic weapons are believed to have been used...

An intemperate response will follow

Amen, Baldy There is apparently a black female rapper by the name of Azealia Banks, who posed for Playboy and was extensively interviewed by the same for the March issue. Her comments about her own country were, well, less than complimentary: Do you want to leave...

At least she’s a cheap date

Apparently, Faceborg COO and irritatingly smug feminist Sheryl Sandberg thinks that a man can get laid like tile as long as he actually sweeps the tiles: If we are to believe one of the world’s wealthiest feminists, the route to a man getting a rich and...

A sacred cow in dire need of slaughtering

Sticking with the theme of taking a sledgehammer to some of Britain’s most beloved institutions, it would appear that one Mike Portnoy was on the receiving end of this country’s idea of “free and fair healthcare”: This is the reality of...

Bring Back Clarkson!

I’d watch it. Over, and over, and over again. Just like I already do. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the BBC’s ideological purge of Jeremy Clarkson on what appears to be rather flimsy grounds is going to backfire in truly...

Let them get their faces punched in

What follows is even stupider than this It would appear that the Rowdy One thinks that she could take on the boys and win- or at least, she could if they are her size: UFC women’s bantamweight champion and all-around American badass Ronda Rousey said on ESPN’s...

So a feminist walks into a conservative conference…

Amen, Baldy … and much to her immense surprise, is NOT immediately killed and eaten: The night before, Anna Merlan and I had gingerly made our way from our Uber to the steps of a place I heard referred to as “The Embassy,” “The Breitbart Mansion,” and “that...

“It makes liberal-sense”

Liberalism, according to liberals Sarah Hoyt, the Evil Legion of Evil’s resident Beautiful But Evil Space Princess, had some most amusing remarks to make about just why it is that liberals are so blind to realities staring them right in the eyes in the context...

The sackless Thor

If this is what the new, female version of Thor has to offer, the world is better off letting Loki win: I thought the point of a comic was to entertain? “Feminist” is actually a worse four-letter word than “NAZI” This HAS to be some...