“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

The straight-up savagery of the God-Emperor

I wasn’t planning to post anything today beyond the usual Friday T&A goodness… but I woke up to something so hysterically funny that I simply could not resist. Check out this news clip here: So it turns out that Nancy “Skeletor” Pelosi,...

The post-election shitlord schadenboner

Not that anyone really cares, but… what did the ol’ Didact think upon learning that the Republicans had lost control of the House of Representatives, but kept the Senate and improved upon their majority? “Bummer. Oh well, looks like that ‘Blue...

A prayer before (midterm) action

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, And lead us not into temptation, but...

The God-Emperor and the United Abominations

President Donaldus Triumphus Magnus condescended to allow delegates from the lesser nations of the Earth to listen to his words of wisdom, badassitude, and all-round general awesomeness a couple of days ago. As is usual whenever this particular POTUS makes a speech,...

If you’re not taking fire…

… then you probably are not over the right target area: The God-Emperor definitely made a mistake by bowing before the pressure to recant his previous statements criticising his own intelligence services. The fact is that the US intelligence community has...

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

Domain Query: “So what you’re saying is…”

The image is apropos of nothing in particular – I just really like my WH40K lore Reader SC wrote in to raise a few very interesting points about my writing which I thought were worth sharing in full: I noticed your blog when I was looking for actual evidence in...

The instincts of the God-Emperor

The lying news media is full of fake “news” – like there is anything new about the fact that the gaystream media lies its collective ass off constantly and blatantly in front of us – about a new chemical weapons attack by the forces of the...
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