“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The empire that is united, must come apart

The empire that is united, must come apart

Note: This post is adapted from an email that I sent to my subscribers earlier today. If you have not yet subscribed to my mailing list, make sure you do so here. Wednesday January 20th came and went. The Storm never happened. President Trump left the White House and...
Shampeachment 2: The Shampooing

Shampeachment 2: The Shampooing

I’m a big fan of the notion that overkill is underrated – an idea that I got from The A-Team, a rather underrated movie in its own right. (Snarky comments about Didact’s appalling taste in movies in the comments, please.) But I generally like my...
It ain’t over till the fat man dances

It ain’t over till the fat man dances

The last couple of days have been really rough for us on the Hard Right. HIs Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the...
A prayer before re-election action

A prayer before re-election action

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name.Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.Give us this day our daily bread,And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us,And do not let us be led into temptations,...

The God-Emperor and the Plague-Bearers

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, announced yesterday that the USA would shut down all travel from Europe for a month and enact...

Mini-Mikey and Mistress Elizabeth

I had planned to use this clip from #BasedTucker in the next Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, but it was simply too brilliant and too funny to keep waiting. This is Tucker Carlson in rare form: OK, first things first, to all of my red-blooded male audience: Can...

The rage of the storm

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, simply keeps WINNING!!! at a truly breathtaking pace. And there is a very good reason for that:...

The WINNING will continue until their morale breaks

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has had a VERY good 48 hours. First came his State of the Union address, which was a true thing...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...
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