“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Tell us again how you f***ing love science

Being in my mid-thirties, and therefore a legitimate, card-carrying member of Ye Olde Phartes Clubbe – I have the hip and knee pains to prove it – provides a certain perspective on life that the younger and, shall we say, less world-weary among you...

Maximal suckage

The final episode of Game of Thrones was, if anything, even more of a disaster than any of us could have imagined: A quick recap: Daenerys took her turn to tyranny to its natural conclusion, announcing a world-wide campaign against, well, tyranny. Tyrion mourned...

They poked the Bear

The Big Bear, Owen Benjamin, just had his channel demonetised: The (((special people))) and the SJWs – there is considerable overlap between them these days – at YouTube and the Goolag clearly have it in for dissident thinkers. This is exactly what I...

Gamma is as Gamma does

If you ever wanted a portrait of what a Gamma male looks like… here you go: The Harry Potter actor, 29, starred in the 2013 film Kill Your Darlings opposite Erin where their characters share an intimate scene together. In the movie, Erin’s character...

Drinking games with The Last Straw

Readers know by now just how much I absolutely loathed the steaming pile of bovine byproduct that was The Last Jedi. I regarded it as an absolute insult to the legacy of the greatest SF/F franchise ever made, and a slap in the face to all of us who once...

Burn the Earth

With pillars of flame sent from the sky and the disobedient being turned into pillars of salt – the whole deal: What. The. ACTUAL. I wish that were a joke, but unfortunately the video and the, uh, “people” in it are very much real. Let’s...

Can’t have them gettin’ all uppity…

Various commentators on the Right have been having a rather good time pointing out the hypocrisy of the Left with respect to the recent summit between the God-Emperor and the Dragon Energy Man. Of the many various takes that I have seen on that meeting thus far,...

“One long Monty Python sketch”

That is probably the best and most accurate description of “Dear Old Auntie”, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, that I have heard in a long time: I used to watch the BBC quite a lot, growing up. Being an “expat kid” in the 90s, when...

Linux gets converged

Most people who use Microsoft or Apple operating systems for their personal computers probably could not care less about the nature of the corporations which produce those vitally important collections of software. They likely do not particularly mind the fact that...

One for the nerds

Specifically, the Trekkies: I’m not a Trekkie, and never really have been, but I’ll say a few things about this one: DAAAAAAMN but Marina Sirtis sure as hell hit the Wall hard, eh?!? Then again… she is 62. Having a sense of humour goes a...
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