“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Didactic International Cryptocurrency

The Didactic International Cryptocurrency

Gentlemen! I have outstanding news for you all on this glorious spring day. Some of you may be aware that I have been extremely busy working on a few big projects for the past month. I am very pleased to announce that this particular project has now finally come to...
He would have been your daddy

He would have been your daddy

So it looks like Bungie, the legendary game studio behind the even more legendary original HALO franchise, and the… ummm… perhaps somewhat less than legendary Destiny series, has finally been purchased. They were on the market for a while, actually, when...
The new era of HALO

The new era of HALO

The new campaign trailer for HALO Infinite dropped yesterday – and so did my jaw, when I saw it: Jen Taylor’s voice. Epic graphics. Amazing cutscenes. Innovative gameplay. Loads of new weapons. Endless ways of achieving specific objectives. An open sandbox...
Let the Reclamation begin

Let the Reclamation begin

The new E3 2021 HALO Infinite campaign trailer is out, and… well, just watch – though you’ll want to skip through the first 2min of it, because of Bonnie Ross flapping her trap: First things first… Wow. We have waited nearly SEVEN YEARS for a...

Flogging a Naughty Dog

The reviews for The Last of Us 2 are in, and they are… SAVAGE: Why do actual gamers absolutely hate this game? Because it is apparently PACKED full of social justice bullshit, directly in line with the leaks that emerged about a month ago: It’s...

HALO needs a major revamp

Seeing as how HALO Infinite is slated for release in 2020, a full five years after HALO 5: Guardians was released – which is by far the biggest gap between flagship HALO games in the franchise – here is an interesting perspective on the ways in...

Five years sure feels “Infinite”

The new HALO INFINITE trailer dropped yesterday. I’ll just shut up now and let you absorb the awesomeness: Right. Here is my sober, calm, carefully weighed, objective, and totally unbiased reaction to this trailer: ‘MURICA. The God-Emperor, Donaldus...

“Mortally challenged”

In yesterday’s post about the upcoming new HALO game (pause here while I recover my breath from cheering for a full minute), my buddy Last Redoubt pointed out that there is also a new DOOM game aimed for release pretty soon this year. It’s called DOOM...

HALO Infinite

New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...

Soldier of the Federation

So I’m reading STARSHIP TROOPERS (again, for the umpteenth time), because it is, of course, the greatest military science fiction novel ever written, as well as one of the most important lessons in civics and politics ever put to paper. And it has occurred...
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