“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
The fun and games surrounding Greenland appears to have died down somewhat, following the usual gathering of globalist creeps and totalitarian nutcases over in Davos earlier this week. Drumpf came away from it with an agreement that he apparently pulled out of thin...
The furore surrounding the Dread Pirate Donald’s Trumper Tantrums with respect to Greenland are, I must say, some of the funniest comedy I have ever seen. The whole thing is hilarious at every possible level. Let us start with the very idea of...
We have certainly gotten off to quite a start in 2026. With the straight-up deposition and kidnapping of President Maduro of Venezuela, the God-Emperor has essentially declared that America is, in fact, a piratical empire that thinks it can do whatever the hell it...
Things have been rather quiet around here for the past 2 weeks, and that is a direct result of my Christmas holidays. I spent them somewhere in the vicinity of the tropics, surrounded by sand, sea, and more than a few attractive females of the Slavic variety –...
It is hard to believe just how quickly the year has gone by, but here we are, practically at the end of December. This poast finds me somewhere in between Europe and Asia (so to speak), after a delayed flight and a rather odd time getting to my transit hotel for the...
I am way too tired to come up with anything deep or witty today – it’s been a busy week, what with travel and parties and so on. Therefore, let us get straight to the point with the lovely lady of the week. This here is Naila May, age unknown, nationality...
Yes, this one is unusually late, but I actually do have a good excuse. (Sort of.) I was at a concert earlier this week, and that kind of left me quite zonked yesterday. Turns out, jumping up and down like a maniac for two hours and screaming yourself hoarse, after an...
I realise this is rather late, but given that most of my ‘Murkin readers are still attempting (probably unsuccessfully) to digest their gigantic meal on Thanksgiving day, I rather doubt anyone particularly gives a flying proverbial. Indeed, as far as those...
As I documented exhaustively – and exhaustingly – in my previous poast, the recent “пиздел” from Ornj Boi is nothing short of a complete nonsense, from start to finish. Nothing about it makes any particular kind of sense. It is all held together with sticky-tape and...
Apparently, some enterprising academics published a study involving nearly 10,000 voters across various Western nations, and they were shocked to discover that nearly half of them think dumbocracy is broken, non-functional, and non-representative. To which people like...
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