“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
And just like that… MONDAY. This most dreadful of days is back – with a vengeance. And we are only 8 days away from what is – yet again – TEH MOAST IMPOARTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!!, or so the political talking heads would all have us believe....
Ah, yes, that distinctive and highly characteristic Monday aroma – two parts armpit, one part jockstrap, and TEN parts extremely strong coffee. Sadly, coffee – or, if you are the God-Emperor, covfefe – alone is not sufficient to make the Mondays...
You know it’s Monday when you wake up at 5am, cannot go back to sleep, and, knowing you have to wake up at 6 anyway to catch a train, force yourself out of bed on a frigid autumn morning at 0540 to get ready for the day. Then, when you get out the door to catch an...
Lord help us, it’s Monday again. The weekends go by just WAY too damned fast, and the one that whizzed by was certainly no exception to the rule. Nonetheless, it IS that dreaded day of the week, and we MUST get on with things – so let’s carry on with...
No subtle stuff here, lads – let’s just crack right on with some of the best (or worst, depending on your point of view) old-school jokes told by Jews, for Jews, about Jews (and Gentiles). A bit of humour is always needed, after all, and ESPECIALLY so on a...
This week’s entry is late, I know. It could not be avoided, because I was travelling in Eastern Europe (again) over the weekend – this time in Bulgaria, which I can heartily recommend as a travel destination. Sooner or later, I will need to post up some photos of my...
The Great Mondaydact Browser Killer is BACK, and deadlier than ever! I am not joking about that last part, because we have very nearly a month’s worth of material that requires catching up. If this doesn’t make your browser choke and die, then we are plainly doing...
Monday just does NOT get any easier, no matter how relaxing your weekend was. Today started off with a conference call replete with IT issues, wherein one of the participants glitched out several times, leaving us to interpolate what he said. It wasn’t his...
Well, all I can say is, thank God last week ended. As you can see, it was an extremely punishing one, which resulted in a complete lack of new poasts for over a week. This was as inevitable as it was regrettable – being a function of both the extreme stress of...
Well, that Monday snuck up on us pretty damned fast, didn’t it? And yes, this one is probably a bit late for many, and not quite complete. That cannot be helped. I was EXTREMELY busy over the weekend and today, and did not quite have enough time to give this a...
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